
im whiny asshole with a blog, no life, and wastes what little money i have on nintendo and the only reason i have followers is because i leaked the splatoon splatfest music
Next“Budget Bastion”
Bastion, but made out of cardboard boxes. His guns fire packing peanuts and when he goes turret form or tank form, you hear the sound of a bunch of cardboard boxes being bumped around. Has floppy physics on the dangling flaps of some of his boxes.
His bird is a pigeon.
His healing animation is just a human hand popping out of the boxes with duct tape and taping all over.
I went out in public to ask strangers what they thought of a pokemon.
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A C T I V A T E

“Am I expected to believe that this creature is royal fry cook material? I don’t suppose you have any proof?”

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.
is that true?
i promise
please stop romanticizing reaper he’s not cute he’s a edgelord